Confused? Yes.

I get back from class today at 2:30. Gimp tells me that my Dad called and that it's important that I call him back immediately. So I called him and this is how the conversation went:

Dad: I got a call from the insurance company about you getting in an accident and getting cited by the Ohio State Patrol on Nov. 23rd for failure to assure clear distance. They said that you were in Utica and driving the Taurus.

Me: What? Umm...the 23rd was a Sunday, I was here at school playing in the pit for Fiddler on the Roof. Therefore I wasn't driving and I didn't have your car. (The taurus is my Dad's car) and where the hell is Utica?

Dad: I don't know where Utica is. But that's what I thought. Just making sure you didn't get in an accident. I'll call them back.

Dad called later and still didn't know what was going on. This could get interesting. I found out that Utica, OH is near Columbus. As far as I know I still have a clean driving record. And I think if I got pulled over or in an accident I would remember....