I <3 Vegas

About Vegas:

1.) $2 margaritas are good
2.) Popov vodka is BAD!
3.) DDR at the Luxor!
4.) $2.99 big margaritas a blockish away
5.) $.99 Heineken's
6.) Hello Kitty colostomy bags
7.) OMG la
8.) "Fuck that! get some reefer! I got some!"
9.) Walking down the street smoking cigars is more fun than it should be
10.) I <3 60 degrees and sun
11.) The Treasure Island Pirate show is GAY!
12.) Don't leave your ID at airport security
13.) Hookers....enough said
14.) Don't power walk from one end of the strip to the other in non-tennis shoes
15.) Take a limo to the Bellagio at least once
16.) Go see Amazing Jonathan
17.) Caesar's Palace is HUGE, and they have a good place to smoke cigars
18.) Excaliber plays the theme from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
19.) The strip is longer than you percieve it to be/than they show it on the movies/TV
20.) Lights EVERYWHERE! Even Chipotle
21.) In n' Out burger!
22.) Galaga!
23.) Don't look up "massage" in the phone book and expect a massage...
24.) hot (male) flight attendants are always a plus
25.) Booze, cigars and steak can keep a person alive for a weekend
26.) Don't smoke 1+ cigars every day for five days and expect not to come back having fits. (for Joel)

I still vote for a Zelda themed hotel....