Give me One Good Reason...

Here's why I don't like you....

1. If you unload the dishwasher, reload it with stuff in the sink, that's only logical!
2. Drying your hair doesn't require having 2 TVs, a bedroom light, living room light, entry light and the kitchen light turned on
3. Don't leave your flat iron on all day next to your makeup and hairspray, that's asking for an asplosion
4. Our electric bill has gone up $20 since you moved in, that's including when Tdog lived here.
5. If you make a mess, clean it up, soon, don't leave for 5 days and leave it for us (especially in the kitchen)
6. When my stomach doesn't feel good or I have a scratchy throat or runny nose, I don't call Daddy to come pick me up and then stay home for 2 weeks,
7. Daddy doesn't pick me up to come home to work, you have a car, drive yourself the 45 minutes, I did it at Wauseon this summer
8. Don't invite yourself to things I have planned with my friends you don't know
9. Don't gag at a pot of water that's been sitting in the sink 12 hours
10. Clean the bathroom, hell any room, by yourself, you're 21 you don't need help vacuuming or doing the dishes
11. The world doesn't revolve around you when you're here, even though it may when you're at home, you spend 90% of your time there anyway.
12. Why make your parents pay your rent to keep your stuff here, when they could save $300 a month by you staying at home? Oh yeah, Daddy's a doctor and you need a place to fuck your boyfriend
13. 3 showers a day is completely unnecessary
14. Stop wasting food, omfgz, you throw away more than you eat. Why make 12 stuffed peppers, eat 2, and leave the rest to rot in the fridge. I'll clean out the fridge and leave them rot on the counter for you to clean up (I totally did that)
15. Don't get offended when we say we don't want to go out to eat with you, we don't have the money and we actually have work to do.
16. You get stressed out because you have 12 credit hours. The classes include, ice skating, fencing, ed psych (for the 3rd time), and some deaf ed class. 2 of those might be real classes, well, they would be if you went to class. That's the minimum for a full time student. Do you want to graduate? I'd love to see you with 22 credit hours....
17. How can you miss 3 weeks of class in one month and expect to pass?
18. I started typing this 20 minutes ago and you're still in the bathroom primping, you were there when I got home, God knows how long you've been in there.
19. The amount of unlogic you have makes my brain hurt...a lot
20. It's hard to be nice to you because you annoy the piss out of me
21. Your horrid smelly girly stuff is leaking to this end of the apt., at least mine smells good
22. Oh crap that's your hairspray!
23. You were cool when you moved in, what happened? Oh yeah, you're an extremely self-centered flake
24. When I come home in a bad mood, most likely it's because it's been a long day, something happened in class, or I'm tired. Don't bug me about what's wrong, it's not about you and if you keep asking, it will be about you. You're my roommate, not a therapist, I won't take you for $400. (bad joke).
25. Don't turn up the thermostat to 80. That's unnecessary, Mommy and Daddy don't pay the heating bill in this place. I'll do what you don't know Gimp does to you with the electric. You're paying the difference between the average bill and what you do to the bill. She tells DZ and I the correct amount and writes the one for you on the board like normal...PWND!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!111!

I don't think I've ever been this mean to anyone in my life, but I don't care, it's better to put it here so she doesn't get a right hook to the face and a foot in her stomach and/or kidney.

That is all. Have a good day!