Ugh

To my dearest sinuses:

I hate you right now. Please make my sinus cavities nice and clear to aid in my ability to breathe. Please make the headaches and dizziness go away too. I like being drunk (like I was last night), but feeling like I'm drunk and hungover at the same time really sucks. Also, I like talking, and it is a large part of my job to talk and yell at stupid teenagers while riding up and down in an elevator. Please let my voice come back, I need it to yell at teenagers tomorrow.

Lots of love and hugs and kisses,

-Ash

P.S. Along with the above, make the damn telemarketers stop calling my house. I don't want free estimates on vinyl siding, satellite TV, another damn college loan, or to refinance the house I don't own. I've gotten 7 calls from telemarketers and it's 1:30 in the afternoon. What I want is to lay back down on the couch.