Bike Ride Discussions

Last Saturday DZ and I went on a bike ride all over NW Ohio. I got fried, but that's besides the point. After going over some rough railroad tracks, and commenting on boobs, we starting thinking of reasons why we hate boobs.

- They bounce, and it's not comfortable.
- They get in the way.
- They get bumped into. It's to the point that I don't realize it. But guys, imagine of your junk was right out in the open to get bumped into!
- Bras aren't comfortable and neither is not wearing one, even though its more comfortable than wearing one. Does that make sense?
- They get stared at, especially in the summer. What's the big deal?
- Button downs are hard to wear because they either make you look fat, or you can see through the holes.
- I love tank tops, but boobs make them hard to wear.

I'm sure there's more, but DZ isn't here, so I can't ask her. I know, now you're thinking "whoa TMI!" or something along those lines. I guess that's what I get for only having 16 credit hours. I'm bored as shit!