Don' t Do It.

Out of boredom, and doing one of those things I shouldn't have done today, I was sitting here thinking of dumb stuff that I have done, and shouldn't have.

- Take a big whiff of chicken that is cooking in white wine vinegar (that was today)
- Kick the door while barefoot, then kick the stool, then kick the other door. To be fair I was drunk
- Smell ammonia out of curiosity. I did that once when i was younger, i'll never do it again.
- Go rollerblading for the first time in 2 years without brakes, 2 weeks before a scheduled surgery.
- Put IcyHot on a sunburn. It's supposed to cool right? That's what i thought when I was 10 or so.
- 130 hindu squats, then a mile run
- Hit a judge at Grand Nats with the bell of your horn, it results in a sore mouth.
- Mix up subjects and verbs. I still do it accidentally.
- Break your finger with a nerf vortex, it deserves being laughed at. It was even my middle finger.
- Play a game of soccer with broken toes.

I'm sure that's not everything dumb that i've done, but that's all i can remember. I wish I had more classes or something, i need to stop making dumb posts like this.