Thursday, November 02, 2006

Birth Control

So being a substitute teacher is the best form of birth control...EVAR!!!

Seriously, they need to take all those "at risk for getting knocked up teenagers and put them in a classroom of first graders." That'll change their mind. It confirmed in my mind that I'm not popping out a kid any time in the near future. I have other reasons, but this solidifies it.

What is it with kids and tattle taling and having the inability to keep their hands to themselves?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being a Girl Scout camp counselor has the same effect. Maybe doubly so, since you have to deal with the kids at night, too.

Starbuck said...

Yeah, at least I get to send them home at the end of the day!

Anonymous said...

Lucky lucky. No homesickness or "I can't sleep" for you to deal with.